My proposed crest for HM Revenue & Customs with the new motto: "Deux CD sont perdus" (Two CDs are lost!) instead of the usual "Dieu et mon droit"
The former head of HM Revenue and Customs, who resigned over the loss of two discs containing the personal details of 25 million people, has returned to work in Whitehall on a ?200,000 salary. Paul Gray quit as chairman of HMRC on November 20, after a junior official lost two CDs carrying details of all British families with a child under 16 -this includes mine- in the mail.