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April 30, 2009

Swine Influenza

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World Health Organization raises global Swine Influenza epidemic threat to second highest level as numbers of infected continue to rise.

Posted by mehrdad at 03:06 PM | Journal 2009 | Puns |

October 03, 2007

Balutak

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Balutak (small acorn in Persian) made of Blu-tack!

Posted by mehrdad at 03:24 PM | Puns |

September 12, 2007

L'Osama

Osama bin Laden's beard seen in a new video tape featuring the Al-Qaeda leader has baffled the experts. The traditional grey beard of the terror mastermind looked trimmed and dyed in black in the video released last week.

I think he has been developing a new hair care product line while in hiding in Tora Bora:

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According to Wikipedia Tora Bora means Black dust/dye!

Posted by mehrdad at 11:59 AM | Puns |

May 09, 2006

Ministerial Briefs

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This week John Prescott was stripped of his departmental briefs.

Posted by mehrdad at 11:42 AM | Politics 2006 | Puns |

December 14, 2005

A Tale of Two Cities

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London should be twinned with Tehran!
Tehran is thought to be one of the most polluted cities in the world. But these days London gives tehran a run for its money.

Posted by mehrdad at 01:28 PM | Puns |

June 23, 2005

Holy Wafers

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Holy snack! It is not as crazy as this story:

A 30-year-old Internet network engineer, noticed the water stain next to his shower, removed the panel and sold it on eBay for $1,999.99. The Internet casino that bought a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich that some say bears an image of the Virgin Mary added "Shower Jesus" to its collection.

Posted by mehrdad at 09:06 PM | Journal 2005 | Puns |

May 11, 2005

Jessops

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The UK's leading photographic retailer Jessops has posted an 18% fall in profits. Oops!

Posted by mehrdad at 09:34 AM | Journal 2005 | Puns |

May 10, 2005

Rover Not Over!

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Chinese are not over MG Rover:
It is not over till it is Rover,
or It is not over till the Chinese Lady sings!

Posted by mehrdad at 07:00 PM | Journal 2005 | Puns |

January 14, 2004

More jobs cut

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Insurance giant AXA is to cut 700 jobs in the UK and is planning to transfer jobs to India.

Posted by mehrdad at 06:14 PM | Journal 2004 | Puns |

January 12, 2004

Jobs cut

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Read the story here.

Posted by mehrdad at 10:15 PM | Journal 2004 | Puns |